Wednesday was hot. Bloody hot. In fact, pottering around the
house, unpacking various bits and bats from university, I was convinced I’d
have been far more comfortable in a Turkish prison cell. I mean, Christ! What
was the weather doing? Only a week ago it had felt more like February than May,
and now all of a sudden Bradford had decided to become its own scorched little
enclave of the Middle East. So far since my return from Cumbria I had managed
to avoid doing very much at all, sheltering from the sun like a hermit. But evidently
this heatwave wasn’t going away any time soon... and there’s only so many
episodes of Loose Women you can sit through, pondering why men are (apparently)
such bastards on so many levels before you realise you really ought to get some
fresh air to cleanse yourself of gender-based guilt. Time to dig the gear out.
Thursday was, if anything, hotter than Wednesday, and by the time I was stood
on the banks of the Wharfe at Ilkley at 8 in the morning, the temperature must
have already been pushing well into the dreaded 20s. Not a cloud was in sight,
no wind, and the river was very low indeed – not ideal! But hey, at least I
wasn’t gawking at Jeremy Kyle for the fourth day in a row. I wandered for a
while and tried to decide what could be done to produce some sport in these
conditions. Very few fish were rising and there was little sign of fly activity
– even if there had been, dry fly fishing on days like this is frustrating at
best. Fish deep with heavy nymphs then? Well, that would probably have been a
prudent move, but in all honesty it’s a technique I’ve grown rather weary of,
having been my ‘go to’ tactic for rivers for a couple of years now, and it
certainly wasn’t something I wanted to spend a whole day doing. Something else
then, but what? I flicked through my fly box in search of inspiration, and my
eyes were drawn towards a row of wisps of inconsequence in one corner – ah,
spiders.
I’ve never had much confidence in spiders. Of the few I do own, only the black
spider has taken trips out of the box with any level of frequency, and even
then only to be fished upstream as an emerger style pattern, and never used in
the ‘traditional’ way. The few times that I had done the whole North Country
thing properly, the results had been poor and left me unconvinced. Nothing
about it grabbed me in any way, and I would invariably find myself caving in
and reverting to more familiar techniques in an all too short space of time – I
suppose it never worked because I never gave it the time, and of course I never
gave it the time because it never worked... something of a vicious cycle, and
such things are hard to break. But today was different; today I would buck the
trend of my rigid angling ways and embrace this as a new way of fishing.
Somehow, it seemed the right thing to do... or perhaps I had a touch of
sunstroke.
So, having tied up a two fly leader (three’s a little excessive don’t you
think?... Okay so maybe I just get tangled every five casts and can’t be arsed)
with a snipe and purple in point position and a partridge and orange on the dropper,
I stepped into the river, sending frisky minnows skittering away in every
direction. The wading was diabolical, with all the rocks being coated in a
layer of green slime in these low conditions, but I just about managed to stay
on my feet and make it to a reasonable position to make a start from, working
my way slowly through areas of fast water and the dark, shaded areas beneath
far bank trees where I felt the fish might be sheltering. After about ten
minutes of this, a rather over ambitious cast towards a tight spot resulted in
me losing my point fly to a low hanging branch. A sign, surely! No, thought I –
plod on, give it
time. And that’s
exactly what I did. On went a new fly, a black pattern with a small wing this
time, and I continued my slow journey downstream. Things began to happen –
first a sharp pluck, then next cast a firmer pull which resulted in a small,
lively fish throwing itself clear of the water before throwing the hook. Maybe
there was something to this after all. A little further downstream came another
pull. No mistake on my part this time, and the first pretty little brownie of
the day came to hand, having confidently seized the partridge and orange on my
dropper. Only around 5 inches in length, but it gave me confidence, and I
slipped him back safe in the knowledge that I now had a new weapon to add to my
armoury of piscatorial warfare.


A few more small fish followed (along with a brief, ill-fated altercation with
a better trout) before I reached a point where the river slows down to an
almost total standstill. Here I alighted from the river to walk downstream to
the next suitable area. God, it was hot! When I’d been absorbed in fishing, and
more importantly catching, I hadn’t noticed it as much, but now I was out on
dry land I could feel my neck and arms frying and my clothes sticking to me.
Ugh, and in my rush to leave the house that morning I hadn’t even thought to
pack a drink. Great. The river bank was also starting to get rather busy with
people enjoying the weather now – Wharfedale seems to turn into a scaled down
version of Blackpool at the first hint of sunshine, so I decided another hour
or so would be worthwhile, then I would make my escape before the crowds of ‘had
owt mate?’ folk, well meaning as many of them are, made a safe backcast
impossible.
I found an enticing looking vein of dark, swift water overshadowed by ash trees
and began to work my way gradually through it on a short line. Suddenly this
method was becoming rather appealing. It had a relaxed, leisurely air about it,
but it was not dull. It was somehow focused, yet not rushed. And sharp rapping tug
of the takes was electrifying. Speaking of which, halfway down this deep
channel my line slammed tight and I lifted a bucking, thumping rod into a fish
which I immediately and very happily realised was not one of the eager five
inchers I’d been catching all morning. In such fast water, a stiffly contested
scrap followed, in which I was sure the hook would pull at any given moment.
Thankfully it did not, and soon I was holding up a lovely trout of around
twelve inches, much to the appreciation of a rather tipsy looking bloke perched
clutching a can of lager on the bank behind me. I slipped him back and was
rather chuffed – having the faith to persevere with a new method had brought me
sport on a day that had started with my hopes at rock bottom. And with that I
packed up and headed for the station, spurred on by the prospect of a cold can
of coke and a glorious air conditioned train ride. Hey, maybe I’d even be home
in time for Jeremy Kyle...
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| A golden reward on a scorching Yorkshire day. |